Episode 13: Most Rockin’ Debut Albums

Posted in Heavy Metal Lunch, Most Rockin' Debut Albums on March 27, 2009 by Don

After 7 months of trying to find their way back to the Heavy Metal Lunch Cave, our heroes finally made it back in time to find Dr. Rokker surrounded by empty Natural Light beer cans and singing the blues. Once all the high fives and GOOD beers that were shared, they got Dr. Rokker back to his normal self and they situated in the studio to discuss their favorite debuts of all times. Sorry kids but “Too Fast For Love” WAS NOT on that list!

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Episode 12: Iron Maiden Re-Cap!

Posted in Heavy Metal Lunch, Iron Maiden Re-Cap on September 19, 2008 by Don

Our heroes Jammin’ Jaymz and Mastodon went on a field trip to Columbia, MD to see Iron Maiden’s already legendary “Somewhere Back In Time Tour” on June 28, 2008. They showed no mercy on the Iron Maiden fans in the lot as they approached them with questions and a recorder! This was a fun episode recapping an amazing show. Sorry we’ve been gone so long!

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Episode 11: Metallica Up Your Ass!

Posted in Heavy Metal Lunch, Metallica Up Your Ass! on June 14, 2008 by Don

In the 11th episode of The Heavy Metal Lunch, our metallic heroes discuss the greatness and not so greatness that is Metallica. Hear them discuss the highs and lows of these metal pioneers. Hear them discuss the highs and lows of their albums. Hear them make fun of Lars Ulrich.

This episode is Metal Up Your Ass awesomeness!!!

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Episode 10: Heavy Metal 101 (1st & 2nd Period)

Posted in Heavy Metal 101, Heavy Metal Lunch on April 28, 2008 by Don

1ST PERIOD

In this Episodes, our heroes take us all to school with this extremely informative and intelligent lesson on the History Of Heavy Metal. Get your pencils out and pray you studied. If not, that’s fine but girls, you will be held after school for a bit…

Heavy Metal Lunch fan Rachel asks the questions and she gets answers from her heroes Mastodon & Jammin’ Jaymz.

No school girls were SEVERELY harmed during the making of this podcast!

This is 1st period of a 2 period class!

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2nd PERIOD

In the 2nd and FINAL period of the school day, Professors Mastodon and Jammin’ Jaymz answer more of Rachel’s uber intelligent questions regarding the history of metal. Our heroes continue to woo and wow her with their unending knowledge, quick witted answers and their smashing good looks in those lil professor robe thingys!

Only “11’s” are given in this class bitches! PAY ATTENTION!

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Episode 9: Valentines Day Special – 10 Worst Power Ballads Ever

Posted in 10 Worst Power Ballads, Heavy Metal Lunch on February 14, 2008 by Don

In this very special Heavy Metal Lunch, our heroes show us that while bad boys might still have a heart, our hosts DO NOT! Listen to them tear through and tear up the 10 Worst Power Ballads Of All Times. You can pick up your balls on the way out fellas.

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Episode 8: KISS Our Asses!

Posted in Heavy Metal Lunch, Kiss Our Asses on February 8, 2008 by Don

Happy New Year bitches! It Episode 8, our heroes talk about the one, the only, KISS! That’s right, they managed to fill an hour up with nothing but KISS talk. This is one NOT to be missed. You wanted the best, well… YOU GOT IT BITCHES!

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Episode 07: Iron Maiden’s Gonna Get Ya!

Posted in Heavy Metal Lunch, Iron Maiden's Gonna Get Ya on November 12, 2007 by Don

In this episode, our Newcastle drinking heroes discuss the one of the things they love the most. No, it’s not catholic school girls, it’s IRON MAIDEN! Join Mastodon and Jammin’ Jaymz as they discuss the lads from England and all that is great, and sometimes not so great! And also, don’t forget to get totally psyched for their FIRST EVER celebrity intro! This is one not to be missed!

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